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dutchster:

"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"

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biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

skyjukebox:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT MACHOPS MAILBOX IN POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON

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bruh do you even lift

(Source: dubi0us)

insaneontheboeshane:

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so is this a joke or what

heygraham:

heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

There’s always hope that I will become a millionaire and be able to make myself look thousands of times better than I do right now, every day

blaiddcysgodol:

thehalfassvegetarian:

theotherdynamitegal:

the garlic bread one

I feel like that is me and that is why I have no friends.

Same

(Source: fruitandfitspo)

berryhudson:

why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

(Source: kelly-kapoor)

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

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i was fucking stoned as shit and feeling awful and barely remember even making this text post why in the hell does it have 9,000+ notes

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