eroticscribe:

bacon-radio:

;)

Hahahahahahaha

eroticscribe:

bacon-radio:

;)

Hahahahahahaha

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sirxtokes:

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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Dresses That SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

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pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me